Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Sunday 7 December 2014

Jolly Christmas Jokes

Hey, someone is standing behind you.

Did I make you turn back? That was a little joke. I am being in a jolly mood because it is Christmas in a couple of weeks. How about sending out Christmas cards with funny messages to people this year? It can be a good way of bringing smile on the face of a dear one. Here I bring to you some jolly Christmas jokes - all credit goes to the people who have written these wonderful one and two liners:

Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: rebel without a Claus.

 Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!

 Q:   What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

 Q:   Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

 Q: What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
A: Santa going through a revolving door!

 Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it 'soots' him!


Are you copying the jokes? So you are copying here as well. Go and thing something on your own. Next time your funny Christmas verses for cards will feature in similar writing piece.

Thursday 31 March 2011

Sending An April Fool’s Day Ecard- Things to Follow

April Fool’s day- a day when you are free to prank on someone or you end up being the target of others. This day is not regarded as an official holiday, but definitely it’s an eventful and the most mischievous day on calendar. Whether you choose to prank on someone close to you, or try to avoid from pranks yourself, April Fools Day is really an enjoyable one and never turns out to be boring. However, it doesn’t mean that April Fool’s Day has to be a day of pranks. You can catch up with your friends or drop a ‘hi’ to someone you just care about. How about setting up a gag or keep someone in suspicion? If you’re thinking exactly the same, then choose April Fool’s Day e-cards online.

To send an e-card, you need to first select an e-card provider. Now there are a huge number of e-card providers online. Select a service provider which brings you customized features to make your own April Fool’s day e-card right from the scratch.

With personalized options, you will be able to edit an image comfortably using a simple paint program or other HTML programming set like Dreamweaver to fulfill your editing requirements. Then you’ll be able to embed your April’s Fool day card in the email and send it across to your friend as an attachment.

All you need is to get the best resource. Check out online e-card site such as Ecard4all.com. You can easily use their accessible templates as the basis for your selected e-card. Or else, you can simply put into use their online card development tool to personalize it according to your specifications.

Few Things to Know:

Layout:

You can select an appropriate layout for your card. Most professional e-card websites offer your hundreds of layouts and graphics which are usually categorized by related celebration, event or a holiday.

Multimedia, Music or Sound Effects:

Decide upon whether you would want the e-card to have sound effects or multimedia. Some e-cards usually come with the pre-programmed sound and multimedia effects, while you’ll also find others where you can pick and select diverse video and sound options.

Wordings:

You need to choose the wordings of your April Fool’s Day e-card. Probably, this is one of the most significant parts of any e-card that you send. A fun message or just a joke can add a nice touch for your card.

Test:

Most existing e-card websites help you to dry run your e-card with your selected designs. This ensures that you haven’t made a mistake or there are no misspellings in the whole set-up process. Make sure that you have turned off the pop-up blockers for certain websites or else your e-card may not open.

Send:

The last step is to send the e-card to the recipients. Generally, you can send an e-card to a recipient directly from the e-card website itself. You can even either choose to save the card as a file and then send it from your email browser.