Hey, someone is standing behind you.
Did I make you turn back? That was a little joke. I am being in a jolly mood because it is Christmas in a couple of weeks. How about sending out Christmas cards with funny messages to people this year? It can be a good way of bringing smile on the face of a dear one. Here I bring to you some jolly Christmas jokes - all credit goes to the people who have written these wonderful one and two liners:
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: rebel without a Claus.
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
Q: What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
A: Santa going through a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it 'soots' him!
Are you copying the jokes? So you are copying here as well. Go and thing something on your own. Next time your funny Christmas verses for cards will feature in similar writing piece.
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